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趣味俚語

2011-08-17 16:15 ChineseTime

 

1.Money is not the problem, the problem is no money!

   qián bú shì wèn tí , wèn tí shì méi qián!

    钱    不  是   问  题,    问   题 是  没    钱!


2. Burn incense and may not necessarily be a monk, but also may be the panda ...

   shāo xiāng de bù yí dìng shì hé shang , hái kě néng shì xióng māo...

     烧     香     的 不  一  定   是   和    尚,      还  可   能     是   熊     猫...


3. Drunk who has not satisfied me, I will help the wall!

   hē zuì le wǒ shuí yě bù , wǒ jiù qiáng!

   喝   醉 了 我   谁   也 不  ,  我  就    墙!

 


4. I lie like a fly in the glass, the future is bright, but can not find a way out.

   wǒ jiù xiàng yì zhī pā zài bō li shàng de cāng ying,qián tú yí piàn

    我 就    像    一 只  趴  在  玻 璃   上    的    苍     蝇,   前   途 一  片

   guāng míng,dàn yòu zhǎo bú dào chū lù.

      光      明,    但    又    找   不   到    出 路.



5. Who says I am white, thin, beautiful ~ I like his good friend ~

    shuí shuō wǒ bái,shòu,piào liang ~ wǒ jiù gēn tā zuò hǎo péng you ~

      谁    说    我  白,   瘦,    漂    亮~      我 就   跟  他  做   好   朋     友~



6.: the past, took off his underwear to see buttocks; Now, unplug buttocks to see underwear ... ...

     guān yú dīng zì kù:yǐ qián,tuō xià nèi kù kàn pì gu ; xiàn zài,

       关    于  丁   字 裤:以   前,   脱   下  内  裤   看  屁 股;    现   在,

     bā kāi pì gu kàn nèi kù … …

      拔  开 屁 股  看    内 裤……


   

7. "What is the optimists who?" "The teapot is like ...... like red buttocks were burned and he still has feelings whistle!"

    " shén me jiào lè guān pài de rén ?"" zhè ge...... jiù xiàng chá hú

     "   什    么  叫  乐    观    派  的   人?""     这  个........就   像      茶  壶

     yí yàng,pì gu dōu shāo dé hóng hóng de , tā hái yǒu xīn qíng

    一   样,屁  股  都     烧    得   红     红     的,   他 还   有   心    情

    chuī kǒu shào!"

      吹  口     哨!"



8. Contraceptive effect: not successful, then the adult?

     bì yùn de xiào guǒ : bù chéng gōng , biàn chéng rén ?

     避  孕   的   效   果:     不    成       功,      便     成      人?


9. During the day and water at night, blackout, payment of wages, can not afford to buy noodles, open the Selected Works of Deng Xiaoping to find the answer to that is the primary stage of socialism, the final turn, I rely on the same a hundred years.

   bái tiān tíng shuǐ,wǎn shang tíng diàn,fā bù chū gōng zī,

    白   天    停   水,    晚     上     停    电,   发 不   出    工   资,

   mǎi bù qǐ miàn , dǎ kāi dēng xuǎn zhǎo dào dá àn,

    买  不 起   面,    打  开    灯     选     找    到   答  案,

   yuán lái shì shè huì zhǔ yì chū jí jiē duàn ,

    原    来  是   社   会   主  义  初 级 阶  段,

    fān dào zuì hòu , wǒ kào , yì bǎi nián bú biàn 。

     翻   到   最   后,     我   靠,    一 百  年    不   变。 
 

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